understanding goose.

i have got a fairy ring on the back lawn .it's hidden in the grass which is quite long. which i have to cut soon.
geese flew over again and the lead goose was honking out orders, or maybe he was asking the other geese if they where ok. i would love to be able to understand and speak goose. also one lone parakeet flew over squawking like mad, maybe it overslept and was trying to catch up with the other, squawking hang on,wait for me
i saw a lone fox which is not in good condition, it has been reported, but as we know foxes are wily creatures so trying to catch it, it's not going to be easy.